{"product_id":"libro-ho-ho-homicidal-maniac-mm-romance-murder-and-mistletoe","title":"Libro: Ho Ho Homicidal Maniac: M\/M Romance (Murder and Mistletoe)","description":"\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;margin-bottom:16px;width:100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormato\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTapa Blanda\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNúmero de páginas\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e300\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I love Christmas. So every year, I kill someone. As a treat.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNico\u003cbr\u003eHave you ever fallen in love with a man as he was pointing his gun at you? Well, I have. Tiny problem? I’m in the middle of my murderous Christmas tradition, and he’s a witness.\u003cbr\u003eBut it’s not his fault I got too excited and didn’t check if I was alone. I can’t just kill him because of my own blunder. Not when he has such dreamy green eyes filled with fear and pent-up rage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat I can do is take him with me for safekeeping while I work out how to make him understand that while my methods are cruel, my intentions are pure.\u003cbr\u003eOr how to make him fall for me.\u003cbr\u003eWhichever is first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlake\u003cbr\u003eMy eighteenth birthday was supposed to be the happiest day of my sheltered life. Finally, I would gain independence and inherit half my family fortune. Instead, I ended up kidnapped.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI was about to get carved into pieces when… a Christmas miracle in the form of a beefy homicidal maniac saved me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly now I’m trapped in his basement and getting love bombed by a psycho golden retriever. He eats turkey sandwiches for every breakfast, enjoys making festive ornaments out of human teeth, and lets his violent urges shine like a Christmas tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI shouldn’t find him hot.\u003cbr\u003eI shouldn’t want to indulge his murderous tendencies.\u003cbr\u003eAnd I definitely shouldn’t want him to be my first.\u003cbr\u003eBut I’m being hunted and might just need a monster to keep me safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(And he does actually make really good fruitcake)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Ho Ho Homicidal Maniac” is a standalone M\/M dark romance where a Christmas-obsessed serial killer falls for a poor little rich boy who also happens to be his favorite true crime podcaster.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThemes and tropes: Size difference, serial killer, mistrust, small town, loneliness, possessive hero, grumpy\/sunshine, dark humor, abduction, first love, morally gray, sheltered rich boy, psychopath, black cat\/golden retriever relationship, stockholm syndrome, betrayal, first time, opposites attract, stuck together, fish out of water, CHRISTMAS, dark secret, dude in distress, wallflower\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWordcount: ~80.000 words\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarnings: Kidnapping, violence, gore, strong language, and steamy, explicit scenes\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59883855970385,"sku":"B0DLH1MTYV","price":162.0,"currency_code":"PEN","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/6455\/3809\/files\/71NYRq5Hn7L.jpg?v=1785185250","url":"https:\/\/provetodo.cl\/es-pe\/products\/libro-ho-ho-homicidal-maniac-mm-romance-murder-and-mistletoe","provider":"Provetodo ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}